Post-Mortem lift

WHAT IN THE UNHOLY HALLOWED MOTHER OF SATAN'S THROBBING COCK HAVE WE DONE!

How America?

How have we propped such an obvious turd up on this pedestal for the common man to look up to, this emperor who wears no cloths

This charlatan, this fool,

 This sneering fucking rich kid man baby

This posturing preening orange supremacist

This gilded white trash huckster from planet disconnect,

This diarrhea spewing phony

This poncy daddy's boy,

This thin skinned easy bleeding blubbering spray-tanned asshole in a corn-cob wig.

This ignorant small world Simple Simon motherfucker playing checkers in chess world is now operating the levers of the last remaining hegemonic superpower in the world and the only small consolation is that he looks as abjectly terrified as we are.

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I'm not wrong, I'm just an asshole.

Hello. If you’re reading this I may have called you a delusional fuckwit on the internet.

Please allow me to explain myself.

I love a good debate, the more heated the better. I think you really learn a lot about somebody during a knock down drag out argument. I have always loathed small talk, I like getting strait down to the interesting stuff about people, ya know, sexual kinks, addictions, regrettable decisions and politics. I like it when I find somebody that disagrees with me because I’m an active militant evangelical anti-human, pro-nowhere political agnostic looking to start fires where angels fear to tread and I’m always up for a fight.

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New video from Charlatans

A short clip from my collaboration show with the inscrutable Reverend Tommy Nugent. The black box had a Muppet theater feel to it that night for the final show. It was packed to the gills with scenesters, weirdos, freaks, time travelers and well meaning hecklers who all came out to get scammed, one of which  jabbed me in the kidneys in this clip.

Gas Money Theatre presents Charlatans

Fresno Soap Co.

Gas Money Theatre presents Charlatans! Tommy "Rev" Nugent (Occupy This, Full Frontal Nugity) and  Shane "Scurvy" Spears (Wet-Wired for Weird, Cap'n Scurvy) are together again in a new magical story-telling, comedy show featuring your favorite ethically dubious duo of deft
discourse, daring dick jokes and deleterious degeneracy.

March 10 & 11, 10pm both nights @ Fresno Soap Co, 1470 N. Van Ness Ave.
$10 cash at door (no advance tix at this time) 

"Nuge knows how to command an audience" [Spirit of the Arts
Award] -The Beat, Arts in London
Spears' performances are quick witted and acerbic, filled with verbose bravado that unfolds at breakneck speed and comes off with a side-show carnival flair. -The Fresno Bee
"His aw-shucks personality keeps things light and loose, and the demons he tackles keep things meaningful...Nugent makes it look easy and fun.  [CRITICK'S PICK]" -Cincinnati CityBeat
Shane (Scurvy) Spears melds mind-blowing insanity with
rapid-fire delivery…leaving no prisoners. -Terrance Mc
Arthur, Kings River Life Magazine
 

I already have a stupid shitty job

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Yes there were times when, for whatever reason, I interviewed for a job I did not want. I already got hired somewhere else, I was leaving town, or I just wanted to say all those things in the interview I always wanted to but couldn’t. One of my favorite interviews went like this:

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Taking the edge off.....

The Anti-Christmas Anti-family went off without a hitch, thundering our ragged sociopathic message into the cold December 26th night. Two comics railed into the darkness with nearly 2 hours of long form dystopian comedy. Here's a short clip from a set that was uncomfortable to do in front of my parents.

I posted another video from the 2015 show "Wet-wired for weird" a tribute to annoying overuse of the online request for prayer. #prayforme

It's an Anti-Christmas Anti-Family Holiday!

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It's a sacrilegious tragedy of show just waiting to happen when two of Fresno's most depraved comics take to the stage the day after Christmas to alleviate your contentment dysfunction.

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Tea Party turns into a cannibal buffet

ARIZONA- In a fortified underground bunker 30 miles east of Tucson, a massive enclave of Tea Party end times survivalists, apparently unaware that the world did not end on December 21st,  have been engaged in 24 orgy of cannibalism in which 13 members have been partially or entirely eaten.  The compound known as “Bunker 3:16” has been the home of the Freedom Eagle Tax Fighter Citizens Militia since early December when hundreds entered the shelter in anticipation of the 14th Baktun, the end of the Mayan calendar.

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